I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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