just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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