it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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