i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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