Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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