I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
