so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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