i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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