you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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