She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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