we're blogging at a bar
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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