I look better un-naked...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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