on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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