Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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