what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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