What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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