just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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