what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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