Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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