This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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