There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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