Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
we should paint friendship bongs
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