Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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