I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
as a side note pls kill me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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