All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i need some magic done to my vagina
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
