Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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