He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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