i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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