That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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