But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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