5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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