Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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