Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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