The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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