He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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