you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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