I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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