It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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