we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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