He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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