O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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