Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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