I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize