Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
