Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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