what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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