Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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