he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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