i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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