Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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