Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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