And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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